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Internet Marketing Ideas
“If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. The more things you do, the more you can do.” - Lucille Ball
Imagine if wasps flew around in little pea coats, striped pants, and tiny top hats instead of going around stinging people. Wasp marketing could be the new thing – they’d just fly around whispering Internet marketing tips in people’s ears and the world would be blessed with great websites and optimized content.
Unfortunately, wasps are too busy being eaten by humans in the form of delicious figs and turning cockroaches into zombies to get that far. If they could put that all of that behind them, here are a few reasons why wasps would be better off packing it in and and getting their Marketing MBA.